Frage: was ist das?
Antwort: ein Benford-Telefon
I weiss mer set Witze nid erkläre, aber wers nid schnallt:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford%27s_law
Der Witze-Thread
düütschi usdrück wörtlich uf englisch:
you are on the woodway
this is not the yellow from the egg
i think i spider.
I only understand train station.
now we got the salat
your English is under all pig
he speaks Free from the liver
that makes the dog go crazy in the pan
oh, you green nine
You are going me on the alarm clock
nothing for ungood
That's sausage for me
She has a bird
She doesn't have all cups in the cupboard
Leave the church in the village!
i know how the rabbit runs
schwizerdütschi sprichwörter:
It is enough hay down now
Slide down my humpback
Blow in my shoes
you can't have the 5 and the bun
you can shit in my hat
you are on the woodway
this is not the yellow from the egg
i think i spider.
I only understand train station.
now we got the salat
your English is under all pig
he speaks Free from the liver
that makes the dog go crazy in the pan
oh, you green nine
You are going me on the alarm clock
nothing for ungood
That's sausage for me
She has a bird
She doesn't have all cups in the cupboard
Leave the church in the village!
i know how the rabbit runs
schwizerdütschi sprichwörter:
It is enough hay down now
Slide down my humpback
Blow in my shoes
you can't have the 5 and the bun
you can shit in my hat
ist es zu hart, bist du zu weich
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are driving in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, 'Do you know how fast you were going?'
'No, but I know exactly where I am,' Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, 'you were doing 55 in a 35 zone.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, 'Great! Now, I'm lost.'
The cop thinks that this is suspicious and orders him to open the trunk. He checks it out and says, 'Do you know you have a dead cat back here?'
'We do now, asshole!' shouts Schroedinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, 'Do you know how fast you were going?'
'No, but I know exactly where I am,' Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, 'you were doing 55 in a 35 zone.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, 'Great! Now, I'm lost.'
The cop thinks that this is suspicious and orders him to open the trunk. He checks it out and says, 'Do you know you have a dead cat back here?'
'We do now, asshole!' shouts Schroedinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
